What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:49

Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why am I more attracted to black men?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.